Today...

Hi!

Today my humans left for a long time. I was very bored. But I did manage to sneak onto the couch, so that's great. Sometimes I feel betrayed, because my human NutFreeG is reading a book about cats. I am still not sure what my opinion is on them, but I don't think that my humans should read about them. What could be more interesting than dogs anyway? I also have happened to write a poem today while I was being bored. Here it is. (if you don't speak dog, you won't understand)

Slurp Slurp.
Sniff sniff.
Slurp.
Lick lick, sniff.
Good boy.
Good boy!
Sniff, slurp, lick!
SNIFF! Sniff sniff.

So, that was my poem folks. If you are a dog. You probably understand my feelings here. If you are a human, then your probably very confused. If you are a squirrel: GO AWAY!
Anyway, I wanted to discuss another thing today: Cheese. Why is it so delicious? It isn't meat, it's like some kind of alien object that makes my mouth water! Like that strange plant called Catnip that cats go crazy for. Cheese is so wonderful! Sometimes my humans will secretly give me half their string cheese, or feed my bits of shredded cheese. They say I'm "spoiled",  in my opinion, I'm just awesome. Sometimes I stare at what my humans are eating for dinner, and I wonder why I don't get it too! Like, I'm a living thing too! I deserve the right to eat whatever I want! Don't I? Hey! I just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas! We should have an election! One where we elect a dog ruler (I'd be great at it, don't you think?) and he helps get us fair rights and stuff. Like being able to sit on the couch and eat anything we want! I would certainly get the most votes, since I am by far, the smartest and most accomplished dog there is. But, forget that for now, I will do more thinking on THAT topic. Anyway, I hope that you keep reading my AWESOME blog! Because, otherwise, you will miss out on all the doggy news! And that would be terrible! Right? So, bye for now!

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C. Dork Dog