Hello Again!
I am here to discuss the topic of small furry creatures. What exactly is a cat? Is it a smaller odd looking dog? Is a rat a little puppy? Or chew toy? Or dinner? What is a mouse? Are they all things that have stemmed from the great Dog? I am so confused. I have never met a cat before, so I have no idea what they are like. I have rats that live in my house, but my humans never let me get close enough to see if they are lunch or friends!! This needs to end! Maybe I could call some kind of meeting of furry creatures? The only problem with that, is that squirrels are furry, so they would come too! And I don't want them interrupting. Because I know what they are: chase worthy and tasty looking. Maybe I could put up a "NO SQUIRRELS!" sign? Or post guards at the entryway? Another problem with the meeting, we have no where to hold it. And I am not sure how all creatures would get there, since there humans wouldn't let them come. Another problem. Some dogs chase cats and some cats chase mice and rats! AAH! So many problems! Lets just forget it. I will just have to remain wondering.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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