Tuesday, July 16, 2013

My Plans...

Hello World!

Today I am going to talk about my plans to take over the squirrels! I am not giving away too much in case you are an UNDERCOVER SQUIRREL AGENT! So here a basic plan:

Step #1: Gather a army of dogs.
Step #2: Once I have an army, train them in the ways of the squirrel.
Step #3: Hire seamstresses to make SQUIRREL SUITS!
Step #4: Go undercover as squirrels and take over from the inside!
Step #5: Have everyone bow down to me!

Oh...I kind of see now that this plan isn't going to work...oh great...back to the drawing board I guess.

This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog

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