Hi!
I LOVE TO PLAY FETCH! My humans take me to a dog park and throw my tennis ball! I could fetch it all day! Anyway, I love playing! Play play play play PLAY! I like to play with my BFF who is a little black and white dog! Sometimes we talk about how weird humans are, like how they don't give us enough meat and how they only have hair on their heads! Then we launch into a full out conversation on how they should bow down to us! Did you know that they actually think THEY are the OWNERS? I know, crazy right? It's obvious WE the dogs are the ones in charge! They FEED us and GIVE us things! We get to be served and they have to do all the work! Who's the one in charge here? Dogs of course!!!! Also, if you just make HUGE puppy eyes and whine softly, they will give you almost anything you want! The only thing I have not been given that I need yet is a throne made of bacon and my own little personal mini fridge and...OK you get the point, sometimes humans don't catch on easily.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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