Friends,
Yesterday I was out walking with my humans when I came upon my old foe...the steel sidewalk of doom. You have not been informed of this sinister beast yet, but he lives, and he kills. My humans run across him, somehow invincible to his horrible powers, but I know that he wishes to kill me. My humans say he's just a plate of steel, but they are wrong. He is all powerful and deadly and he wants to takeover the world even more than the squirrels do. But I was forced to run across him yesterday, chilled to the bone as my nails clacked against him and his steeliness. It was terrifying.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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