Friends,
Monday was my 8th birthday and since that day I have gained incredible insight on the world. I now know things that you couldn't possibly imagine, I am pure brilliant and it is overwhelming. I am now an older dog and my humans always say old is wise, so I'm obviously wise. Very wise indeed, but you already knew that, didn't you? Someday, I shall be discovered as the smartest being this universe has ever seen, and then I shall be worshiped by everyone, even the lowly squirrels, which will become lowly servant squirrels. But until that day, I shall live as a normal dog, the only proof of my extreme intelligence lies in this blog. I'm also a poet, and I very much know it. Haha. Farewell by less-intelligent fellow beings.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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