I should be re-named The Idea Dog

World,

I have just had the most brilliant idea in all of dogdom. 

It struck me while on a long car trip with my humans, and I instantly knew I was the dog equivalent of Einstein. 

I am sure all of the dogs out there sympathize with what I like to call "the big problem #2" (the big prob #1 is that I STILL don't have a throne of bacon!) the big problem #2 is our food. Dogs all over are forced to eat the strange kibble-y stuff that our humans say is "food", though they refuse to eat it themselves. We have been given this no-good dirt-food for years, and though hundreds of dogs have pondered a way to get rid of this horrid feeding system, I, Dork Dog, have found the solution. And, my dear doggy companions, this is it.

My solution? Refuse to eat the kibble-stuff! If you don't eat it, they will be forced to feed you delicious bacon and heavenly steak. We, the dogs, will finally eat like kings and queens. 

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog