Me, with a funny taste in my mouth...
C. Dork Dog
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Photos of me!
Some splendid photos of the one and only Dork Dog.
Me, with a funny taste in my mouth...
My BOOK! I will do a review on this book once I have finished it.
Me...
Mistake picture...my tongue is halfway out of my mouth...
I look wonderful in hats...
Me in a hat...I am mysterious...ooooohhhh
And finally...DUN DUN DUN...ME AS MYSELF!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Me, with a funny taste in my mouth...
C. Dork Dog
Playing and How Weird Human's are!
Hi!
I LOVE TO PLAY FETCH! My humans take me to a dog park and throw my tennis ball! I could fetch it all day! Anyway, I love playing! Play play play play PLAY! I like to play with my BFF who is a little black and white dog! Sometimes we talk about how weird humans are, like how they don't give us enough meat and how they only have hair on their heads! Then we launch into a full out conversation on how they should bow down to us! Did you know that they actually think THEY are the OWNERS? I know, crazy right? It's obvious WE the dogs are the ones in charge! They FEED us and GIVE us things! We get to be served and they have to do all the work! Who's the one in charge here? Dogs of course!!!! Also, if you just make HUGE puppy eyes and whine softly, they will give you almost anything you want! The only thing I have not been given that I need yet is a throne made of bacon and my own little personal mini fridge and...OK you get the point, sometimes humans don't catch on easily.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
I LOVE TO PLAY FETCH! My humans take me to a dog park and throw my tennis ball! I could fetch it all day! Anyway, I love playing! Play play play play PLAY! I like to play with my BFF who is a little black and white dog! Sometimes we talk about how weird humans are, like how they don't give us enough meat and how they only have hair on their heads! Then we launch into a full out conversation on how they should bow down to us! Did you know that they actually think THEY are the OWNERS? I know, crazy right? It's obvious WE the dogs are the ones in charge! They FEED us and GIVE us things! We get to be served and they have to do all the work! Who's the one in charge here? Dogs of course!!!! Also, if you just make HUGE puppy eyes and whine softly, they will give you almost anything you want! The only thing I have not been given that I need yet is a throne made of bacon and my own little personal mini fridge and...OK you get the point, sometimes humans don't catch on easily.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
My Plans...
Hello World!
Today I am going to talk about my plans to take over the squirrels! I am not giving away too much in case you are an UNDERCOVER SQUIRREL AGENT! So here a basic plan:
Step #1: Gather a army of dogs.
Step #2: Once I have an army, train them in the ways of the squirrel.
Step #3: Hire seamstresses to make SQUIRREL SUITS!
Step #4: Go undercover as squirrels and take over from the inside!
Step #5: Have everyone bow down to me!
Oh...I kind of see now that this plan isn't going to work...oh great...back to the drawing board I guess.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Today I am going to talk about my plans to take over the squirrels! I am not giving away too much in case you are an UNDERCOVER SQUIRREL AGENT! So here a basic plan:
Step #1: Gather a army of dogs.
Step #2: Once I have an army, train them in the ways of the squirrel.
Step #3: Hire seamstresses to make SQUIRREL SUITS!
Step #4: Go undercover as squirrels and take over from the inside!
Step #5: Have everyone bow down to me!
Oh...I kind of see now that this plan isn't going to work...oh great...back to the drawing board I guess.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Friday, July 12, 2013
I'm a Poet!
Hi there!
I have been feeling real POETICAL (like my big fancy word?) today. So I have going to write a poem about life. (one again, if you are NOT a dog, this will seem like utter nonsense)
Wag Wag by C. Dork Dog
Sniff sniff!
Slurp! Slurpity Slurp!
Sniff sniff!
Yawnnnnnnnnnnn...
LICK!
Sit, stay. Fetch now.
Sniff sniff.
SQUIRREL!
Sniff sniff.
Slurp, sigh.
Sniff sniff.
Doggy day.
Like the poem? I am SUCH an AWESOME poet! Aren't I?
Here is another poem DEDICATED to a certain dog with the first name that starts with S:
Sniff! Lick! Sniff!
Wag wag!
Sniff! Lick! Sniff!
Play Play Play!!!!!
This is whats happening woof now,
C.Dork Dog
I have been feeling real POETICAL (like my big fancy word?) today. So I have going to write a poem about life. (one again, if you are NOT a dog, this will seem like utter nonsense)
Wag Wag by C. Dork Dog
Sniff sniff!
Slurp! Slurpity Slurp!
Sniff sniff!
Yawnnnnnnnnnnn...
LICK!
Sit, stay. Fetch now.
Sniff sniff.
SQUIRREL!
Sniff sniff.
Slurp, sigh.
Sniff sniff.
Doggy day.
Like the poem? I am SUCH an AWESOME poet! Aren't I?
Here is another poem DEDICATED to a certain dog with the first name that starts with S:
Sniff! Lick! Sniff!
Wag wag!
Sniff! Lick! Sniff!
Play Play Play!!!!!
This is whats happening woof now,
C.Dork Dog
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Dogclan!!
Hi!
So I was thinking, there is this book about cats that live in "clans" and fight bravely and stuff. While I was thinking that there should be DOGCLAN! I should be the leader Dorkstar! Our ENEMY clan can be SQUIRRELCLAN, and their leader is Tastystar! And my Dogclan is much braver and smarter that Squirrelclan! Because DOGS RULE! And my deputy can be Sunnytail! Great idea? Yes I think it is! I always have great ideas though, so it isn't much of a surprise:)
This is what's happening woof now,
C.Dork Dog
So I was thinking, there is this book about cats that live in "clans" and fight bravely and stuff. While I was thinking that there should be DOGCLAN! I should be the leader Dorkstar! Our ENEMY clan can be SQUIRRELCLAN, and their leader is Tastystar! And my Dogclan is much braver and smarter that Squirrelclan! Because DOGS RULE! And my deputy can be Sunnytail! Great idea? Yes I think it is! I always have great ideas though, so it isn't much of a surprise:)
This is what's happening woof now,
C.Dork Dog
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
I am KING!
Hello World!
Today, I deem myself the king of everything! Now no one can stop me! Bwa ha ha ha ha! I rock! Bow down to your new king! Serve me steak and bacon and salmon! I RULE! Squirrels will be banished to mars! Dogs will rein in this glorious age! Join me, you will be rewarded!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Today, I deem myself the king of everything! Now no one can stop me! Bwa ha ha ha ha! I rock! Bow down to your new king! Serve me steak and bacon and salmon! I RULE! Squirrels will be banished to mars! Dogs will rein in this glorious age! Join me, you will be rewarded!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Story!
Hello World!!!!!
It is I, DORK DOG! I have come to tell you a EPIC story of a BRAVE dog...
Once upon a time, there lived a brave and noble vizsla dog named C. Dork Dog. He was very awesome. One day he decided that he would conquer the world and sit on a bacon throne! So he fought the EVIL squirrel king and defeated him! Then sat on his bacon throne and ruled forever more!
Did you like my story? In case you haven't guessed...that dog was me!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
It is I, DORK DOG! I have come to tell you a EPIC story of a BRAVE dog...
Once upon a time, there lived a brave and noble vizsla dog named C. Dork Dog. He was very awesome. One day he decided that he would conquer the world and sit on a bacon throne! So he fought the EVIL squirrel king and defeated him! Then sat on his bacon throne and ruled forever more!
Did you like my story? In case you haven't guessed...that dog was me!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Lazy days...
Today I am having a lazy day...here is a photo:
This is me, being way to tired to even pose for a photo.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
This is me, being way to tired to even pose for a photo.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Another LOOK!
Here it is:
The " The ugh, that is gross look"
Yep. Sometimes, when I see a squirrel I get that look. Or when I see my humans throw away some old food. They should just give it to me. I don't care if its old and stale! It's STILL FOOD!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
The " The ugh, that is gross look"
Yep. Sometimes, when I see a squirrel I get that look. Or when I see my humans throw away some old food. They should just give it to me. I don't care if its old and stale! It's STILL FOOD!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
ME! In my awesome photo shoot!
Hi!!!!
I just had a wonderful photo shoot! I hope you like it!
Uh...Never mind this picture. I'm kinda eavesdropping at that moment...heh heh
YUM! Nothing better than some delicious TOE!
ME! With my TOYS! I LOVE TOYS!
Why yes, this is my beautiful paw!
I'm so macho, aren't it?
Getting ready for a nap...
Wow, I'm tired!
my toy! He looks like he's plotting something. Doesn't he?
I just had a wonderful photo shoot! I hope you like it!
Uh...Never mind this picture. I'm kinda eavesdropping at that moment...heh heh
And that was my photo shoot! I am very awesome! Yes! Yes I am!
Until next time!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
The Look....
Here it is:
The "I love you and you have bacon" look:
Yes, this is me with that look on. Aren't I fabulous?
Also, a message to a certain dog.
Tail wag.
Sniff sniff.
lick lick.
sniff sniff sniff sniff snuffle sniff.
Dogs are so awesome! With are own language and all! Humans don't speak dog! But I understand exactly what THEY are saying! Ha! That makes us smarter! DOGS RULE!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
The "I love you and you have bacon" look:
Also, a message to a certain dog.
Tail wag.
Sniff sniff.
lick lick.
sniff sniff sniff sniff snuffle sniff.
Dogs are so awesome! With are own language and all! Humans don't speak dog! But I understand exactly what THEY are saying! Ha! That makes us smarter! DOGS RULE!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Monday, July 1, 2013
Today...
Hi!
Today my humans left for a long time. I was very bored. But I did manage to sneak onto the couch, so that's great. Sometimes I feel betrayed, because my human NutFreeG is reading a book about cats. I am still not sure what my opinion is on them, but I don't think that my humans should read about them. What could be more interesting than dogs anyway? I also have happened to write a poem today while I was being bored. Here it is. (if you don't speak dog, you won't understand)
Slurp Slurp.
Sniff sniff.
Slurp.
Lick lick, sniff.
Good boy.
Good boy!
Sniff, slurp, lick!
SNIFF! Sniff sniff.
So, that was my poem folks. If you are a dog. You probably understand my feelings here. If you are a human, then your probably very confused. If you are a squirrel: GO AWAY!
Anyway, I wanted to discuss another thing today: Cheese. Why is it so delicious? It isn't meat, it's like some kind of alien object that makes my mouth water! Like that strange plant called Catnip that cats go crazy for. Cheese is so wonderful! Sometimes my humans will secretly give me half their string cheese, or feed my bits of shredded cheese. They say I'm "spoiled", in my opinion, I'm just awesome. Sometimes I stare at what my humans are eating for dinner, and I wonder why I don't get it too! Like, I'm a living thing too! I deserve the right to eat whatever I want! Don't I? Hey! I just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas! We should have an election! One where we elect a dog ruler (I'd be great at it, don't you think?) and he helps get us fair rights and stuff. Like being able to sit on the couch and eat anything we want! I would certainly get the most votes, since I am by far, the smartest and most accomplished dog there is. But, forget that for now, I will do more thinking on THAT topic. Anyway, I hope that you keep reading my AWESOME blog! Because, otherwise, you will miss out on all the doggy news! And that would be terrible! Right? So, bye for now!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Today my humans left for a long time. I was very bored. But I did manage to sneak onto the couch, so that's great. Sometimes I feel betrayed, because my human NutFreeG is reading a book about cats. I am still not sure what my opinion is on them, but I don't think that my humans should read about them. What could be more interesting than dogs anyway? I also have happened to write a poem today while I was being bored. Here it is. (if you don't speak dog, you won't understand)
Slurp Slurp.
Sniff sniff.
Slurp.
Lick lick, sniff.
Good boy.
Good boy!
Sniff, slurp, lick!
SNIFF! Sniff sniff.
So, that was my poem folks. If you are a dog. You probably understand my feelings here. If you are a human, then your probably very confused. If you are a squirrel: GO AWAY!
Anyway, I wanted to discuss another thing today: Cheese. Why is it so delicious? It isn't meat, it's like some kind of alien object that makes my mouth water! Like that strange plant called Catnip that cats go crazy for. Cheese is so wonderful! Sometimes my humans will secretly give me half their string cheese, or feed my bits of shredded cheese. They say I'm "spoiled", in my opinion, I'm just awesome. Sometimes I stare at what my humans are eating for dinner, and I wonder why I don't get it too! Like, I'm a living thing too! I deserve the right to eat whatever I want! Don't I? Hey! I just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas! We should have an election! One where we elect a dog ruler (I'd be great at it, don't you think?) and he helps get us fair rights and stuff. Like being able to sit on the couch and eat anything we want! I would certainly get the most votes, since I am by far, the smartest and most accomplished dog there is. But, forget that for now, I will do more thinking on THAT topic. Anyway, I hope that you keep reading my AWESOME blog! Because, otherwise, you will miss out on all the doggy news! And that would be terrible! Right? So, bye for now!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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