Hola Fellow Dogs/Dog Lovers,
I wish I was King of Everything...or at least King of Something. I obviously rule the house (even though my humans think THEY do) but that isn't a Kingdom, it's more of a Dictatorship...and wellllllll...that's super cool and all, it doesn't have the same ring to it as "KING OF EVERYTHING" Does. Plus...that's just ma house...not everything. Sighs...why don't my dreams come true? Like in books and all...I wish I was like a super cool dude dog from books, who got anything he asked for and is like...I dunno...awesome (not that I'm anything less than epicly awesome in every way!!!!!) I also just noticed that the internet seems to be ruled by mainly CATS...and well...cats aren't as annoying as squirrels...they still aren't as epic as dogs are. Which is why WE the DOGS should TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! Now...how to actually set my plans into action...I'll have to get back to you...
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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