Hey Folks!
It is all rainy today.
I hate rain. I hate it a lot. It sucks and...I am so very much boring you, aren't I? Let me take away your stupid boredom by giving you my evil idea for...TAKING THE INTERNET FROM CATS! Here are the plans:
#1: Get more dog people to go online (after taking their walks and stuff).
#2: Eat cheese puffs on every third Tuesday at 1:55 AM
#3: Start a blog especially for Internet-taking-over and plot.
#4: GATHER AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!
#5: Order the troupes of that army to post as many dog photos and memes online as possible in a small amount of time. Growl scarily.
#6: SNACK BREAK! Eat bacon pie with yogurt-y bits!
#7: Have army start as many dog blogs as there can be.
#8: start SO many Pinterest accounts about dogs.
#9: Dog Facebook pages.
#8: AND FINALLY WE MAY DOMINATE THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I even have a promising speech I will give to my army...here it goes:
Dogs of earth (and beyond), please listen clear with those fine ears of yours! We must rise up against the awful tyranny of unfair treatment of internetness that the cats have created! They act as if they dominate because of this feat, we will show them DIFFERENT! GO DOGS GO DOGS GO DOGS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOGGGGSSS!!!!!
See? Isn't it awesome...I plan to have cheerleaders for the GO DOGS part!!! Yippee YAY Yippee YAY!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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