PICS!

Hello All!

Today, I was lounging by the fire, so I told NutFreeG to take some AWESOME pics of the ONE AND ONLY DORK DOG! (That's moi!)

Here they are!!!

                                          Um...what is with the ghost eyes?

                                           Devil Dog! TEETHY!!! Aren't I scary?

                                     Me...being extremely lazy by the...warm...nice...fire...aaah...

FACE SHOVE! He he...it looks like I'm shoving my head in the fire...I am totally not that stupid though!

                                           Thinking deep, dark thoughts...

                                    He He...me.

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

More...Look!

Hi People!

Another LOOK...I give thee...



THE EYEROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Hey Folks!

It is all rainy today.

I hate rain. I hate it a lot. It sucks and...I am so very much boring you, aren't I? Let me take away your stupid boredom by giving you my evil idea for...TAKING THE INTERNET FROM CATS! Here are the plans:

#1: Get more dog people to go online (after taking their walks and stuff).
#2: Eat cheese puffs on every third Tuesday at 1:55 AM
#3: Start a blog especially for Internet-taking-over and plot.
#4: GATHER AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!
#5: Order the troupes of that army to post as many dog photos and memes online as possible in a small amount of time. Growl scarily.
#6: SNACK BREAK! Eat bacon pie with yogurt-y bits!
#7: Have army start as many dog blogs as there can be.
#8: start SO many Pinterest accounts about dogs.
#9: Dog Facebook pages.
#8: AND FINALLY WE MAY DOMINATE THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I even have a promising speech I will give to my army...here it goes:

Dogs of earth (and beyond), please listen clear with those fine ears of yours! We must rise up against the awful tyranny of unfair treatment of internetness that the cats have created! They act as if they dominate because of this feat, we will show them DIFFERENT! GO DOGS GO DOGS GO DOGS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOGGGGSSS!!!!!

See? Isn't it awesome...I plan to have cheerleaders for the GO DOGS part!!! Yippee YAY Yippee YAY!

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

Outrageous Sausage Problems!!!!!!

Hiya People/Dogs of the World!

Do you know what is utterly UNFAIR? THAT DOGS DON'T GET SAUSAGE FOR BREAKFAST WHEN HUMANS DO AND THEY HAVE TO HAVE STUPID OLD DOG FOOD! Now...that is the most unfair thing in the history of unfair unfairness! This morning, my humans were eating their delicious breakfast of pancakes and....DUN DUN DUN: SAUSAGE! And I only got a little nub of LEFTOVERNESS! I am the Dictator of the house, but yet I am treated unfairly like some sort of animal! Gosh...I am going to protest! As you may have noticed...I am not in a particularly sparky mood this morning...I'm feeling a bit like I want to MAKE THOSE WHO'VE DENIED ME SAUSAGE PAY DEARLY!!!! Grrr...

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

Another one of my plans....

Hello My Evil-Doing Friends,


 have yet ANOTHER plan to take over the empire of squirrels!!!! This is what will happen this time (and I'm certain it will work...):

#1. Set up a Facebook account.
#2. Get lots of likes on Facebook.

SEE? Isn't it brilliant? Don't get it? Here...I will explain...

I've read about tons of people that want to do stuff, so they get likes on Facebook...and then they do the stuff!!!! So if I get a bunch of likes for squirrel-taking over...then VOILA! I will get to do it without any trouble. Facebook likes work like magic!!!

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

I declare myself King of...something...

Hola Fellow Dogs/Dog Lovers,


I wish I was King of Everything...or at least King of Something. I obviously rule the house (even though my humans think THEY do) but that isn't a Kingdom, it's more of a Dictatorship...and wellllllll...that's super cool and all, it doesn't have the same ring to it as "KING OF EVERYTHING" Does. Plus...that's just ma house...not everything. Sighs...why don't my dreams come true? Like in books and all...I wish I was like a super cool dude dog from books, who got anything he asked for and is like...I dunno...awesome (not that I'm anything less than epicly awesome in every way!!!!!) I also just noticed that the internet seems to be ruled by mainly CATS...and well...cats aren't as annoying as squirrels...they still aren't as epic as dogs are. Which is why WE the DOGS should TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! Now...how to actually set my plans into action...I'll have to get back to you...

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog