Hello and Welcome to my blog!
I'm Coltrane, the super awesome Dork Dog! I am here to give you all the doggy news of awesomeness! I am a Vizsla, which is a breed related to pointers. I am ginger colored and I have very soft ears! I am here to give my opinion on EVERYTHING! From bacon (which is awesome) to squirrels (which I REALLY want to chase.) Here are a few rules of my blog.
#1: My humans may not know of my posts. They might try to post too, and this is my blog for DOG business, not human. So no telling anyone! OK? Ok.
#2: I have a policy. No squirrels reading this blog. Because then they might know my evil plans of taking over their world. And then the plans wouldn't work, because they would be prepared. So NO SQUIRRELS!
#3: I am not just a dog. I am known to all as Coltrane the Epically Awesome Dork Dog! Address me as my title.
And those are the rules! If you are not a squirrel, you will address me by my title, and you won't tell my humans. You can read this blog! Come back soon!
This is what's happening woof now.
C. Dork Dog
Dear Coltrane, Epically Awesome Dork Dog (CEADD)
ReplyDeleteIt is about time you started sending me messages. I have been your girlfriend for so long and you never call and you never write! Could it be that this blog is just for me? Perhaps simply a tool to express your undying love for me? Please say there are no Texas dogs you have your eyes on!
Adorably cute and yellow,
Sunny
P.S. don't tell my owner but I'm using her google account. Ha. She thinks you need opposable...or should I say opPAWSable...thumbs to use a computer. Silly humans!
ReplyDeleteDear Sunny,
DeleteI haven't written because I can never get my paws on paper, and my owners don't seem to understand that I want it. I also can't get my paws on their cellphones. Yes, humans are very silly! They think that dogs can't type! I do not have my eyes on any texas dogs! You are awesome! I will try to send letters as soon as possible! Keep reading my blog and my comments. I might hide special messages for you. Since you are a dog, you will be able to read my poem on my post "Today..." hope you enjoy it!
Love,
Coltrane the Epicly Awesome Dork Dog!