Let's play fill in the blanks!

I just had a fun idea for a game! We'll play fill in the blanks. It will be fun, since I am the one hosting it, obviously. Here we go. I'll give the template and then I'll fill in the blanks! What fun!

Squirrels are            and they deserve to be                 . Dogs are                         and they deserve to lots of love and          .

Here I go!

Squirrels are evil and they deserve to be punished with a baconless life.  Dogs are the best creatures ever in all of life and they deserve lots of love and bacon.

Yep, still brilliant!

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

I am a year older and a year wiser

Friends,

Monday was my 8th birthday and since that day I have gained incredible insight on the world. I now know things that you couldn't possibly imagine, I am pure brilliant and it is overwhelming. I am now an older dog and my humans always say old is wise, so I'm obviously wise. Very wise indeed, but you already knew that, didn't you? Someday, I shall be discovered as the smartest being this universe has ever seen, and then I shall be worshiped by everyone, even the lowly squirrels, which will become lowly servant squirrels. But until that day, I shall live as a normal dog, the only proof of my extreme intelligence lies in this blog. I'm also a poet, and I very much know it. Haha. Farewell by less-intelligent fellow beings.

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog