Hello All!
These are the five steps of begging...very honorary rules that have been passed down through many doggy generations, a sacred gift from father to son, mother to daughter, dog to dog. I have decided to share these traditions with anyone who reads this...for they are awesome and you should totally try it, if you're a dog...since it doesn't work for humans.
Step 1: Pinpoint the weakling. There is always one human around that it most willing to share their tasty snack...find them and TAKE THEM DOWN. (not literally!)
Step 2: Sit. Stay. Act like the model of perfection. If the human sees you being good, they will be more likely to slip you a piece of steak.
Step 3: Widen your eyes and tilt your head so your ears hang kind of lopsided (This trick works best for the floppy-eared dogs, it's sure to bring a squeal of joy from your human.)
Step 4: Whine quietly and paw at the air...it gives just the right amount of desperation and sadness, without making you seem pathetic. The human will practically melt in your cuteness...it's fail-proof!
Step 5: Sniff the air, maybe let your tongue loll out of your mouth...if that looks good on you, I suggest you practice in the mirror, since it looks half-crazed on some dogs, but adorable on others. See what suits you.
After you've done all these things, you should have a juicy strip of bacon or a slice of cheese for your hard labor! Enjoy!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
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