Hello Dogs and Dog-Lovers!
How are you today? I bet you're bored, you could use a nice good dose of adorable Dork Dog! And even if you're busy...you should stare at me anyway. I'm absolutely stunning! I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I've been extremely busy with important dog things that any humans reading wouldn't understand. Eating, sleeping, playing, sniffing, barking at dust...that sort of stuff. Very awesome. Oh, and I got a new TOY! It's a blue shark toy that I just LOOOOVE!!! {Editor Human's note: it's a myth that dogs can't see color. They can see the color blue...everything else is like a yellowish color I think.} I've also been grooming myself...I've got a very shiny coat! Anyway...here are the pics!
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C. Dork Dog
Hello All!
These are the five steps of begging...very honorary rules that have been passed down through many doggy generations, a sacred gift from father to son, mother to daughter, dog to dog. I have decided to share these traditions with anyone who reads this...for they are awesome and you should totally try it, if you're a dog...since it doesn't work for humans.
Step 1: Pinpoint the weakling. There is always one human around that it most willing to share their tasty snack...find them and TAKE THEM DOWN. (not literally!)
Step 2: Sit. Stay. Act like the model of perfection. If the human sees you being good, they will be more likely to slip you a piece of steak.
Step 3: Widen your eyes and tilt your head so your ears hang kind of lopsided (This trick works best for the floppy-eared dogs, it's sure to bring a squeal of joy from your human.)
Step 4: Whine quietly and paw at the air...it gives just the right amount of desperation and sadness, without making you seem pathetic. The human will practically melt in your cuteness...it's fail-proof!
Step 5: Sniff the air, maybe let your tongue loll out of your mouth...if that looks good on you, I suggest you practice in the mirror, since it looks half-crazed on some dogs, but adorable on others. See what suits you.
After you've done all these things, you should have a juicy strip of bacon or a slice of cheese for your hard labor! Enjoy!
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Hi World,
I'm extremely bored, I haven't socialized with other doggy pals in ages...and my humans are great and all, but they really don't know all the dog rules that make everything all sacred and awesome. There's this super pretty husky that lives next door, and we talk to each other through the fence, but it's still not the same. Stupid walls. I could jump over the fence if I wanted to, I really could, but I don't want to ruin the fence or anything. And I can hear your sarcasm! I CAN jump the fence! I can! I'll post pics of moi later!
this is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
