Uh Oh...it's the Holidays!

Hello There,

As I am sure you are aware, it is the Holiday season! The time for panic, loud singing, itchy sweaters and food that I can't have! The only bright spot is the treats I get in my stocking every year...but otherwise, this holiday stuff is MADNESS! I've been beaten and forced to wear dreadfully ugly clothes and I hang my head in shame! And those strange lyrics to their insane holiday songs are driving me BONKERS! "Holly jolly"? How is anything about the holiday season JOLLY? Hannukah isn't so bad, as I don't have a Hannukah SWEATER and they don't have antlers for Hannukah. And Winter Solstice isn't bad either, once again, no sweaters. But Christmas and New Years are creepy, too much mistletoe and confetti. As far as I can tell, all New Years is about is loud noises, screaming and confetti. I hate all of the above. Christmas wouldn't be all that bad if it weren't for the...reindeer antlers! Would you like to see a picture of me all decked out in my "holiday attire"?

Don't a look like I'm positively GLOWING with glee? Yeah, torture at its finest! You don't even know how annoying those antlers are, and every time I take them off...
NUTFREEG PUTS THEM BACK ON! She says I must be a reindeer for the whole season. Oh great! And the sweater is impossible to take off on my own! So I am at the mercy of my crazy humans!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP!!! Want to see another pic?

 

   This one isn't so bad, as the santa hat was digitally edited on me. Don't I look proud? He he

                                     Yeah, not the most flattering pic of me...

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog