Monday, September 9, 2013

Things that are just wrong...

Hello Wonderful world!

Despite the the awesome things, some stuff is just plain wrong. I have a list (with photos) of the things I declare as wrong. (Frog brains would be included...but I couldn't find a picture of frog brains, sadly...)

My List of Suprememly WRONG items:

                  No Treats: this is just a violation of life. There should ALWAYS be treats.
                                     Squirrels: they are just...ewww! Squirrels are wrong.
                                           Empty food dishes: These. Are. Horrible.
            Minions: These things are just WEIRD! Seriously, it's a little yellow cheese-like thing that makes it so humans don't have to  do any work? That is basically what humans are FOR! Work and fun for dogs. So Minions go against that, therefore they are WRONG!
  Wet Days:  UGH UGH UGH! I hate wet days! If I want to go to the bathroom, I have to get SOAKED! Like, why is that? Because it is RAINING, POURING AND SOME OLD MAN IS SNORING! I don't even get that song...

Anyway, I am sure you agree completely with my wonderfully put together list of wrong stuff. See you later:)

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

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