Another point of view...

I was thinking...maybe for another point of view...you could visit a neighboring blog for me? It's a cat's blog, but we agree on SOME things...for one: Squirrels are BAD! This cat (named Pickles) has a post on squirrel safety. Even though us dogs can just bark and chase the squirrels away, it's best you have a safety plan just in case. If you would like the opposite point of view...visit Pickle's blog at:

www.purrfectlypickles.blogspot.com

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog

Awww...please!!

Aww! The camera loves me so much...but I am just so tired of the photos and the publicity...a vacation maybe?

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C. Dork Dog

Deer!!!!!!

Have you ever seen a deer? Well, I have. They are complicated creatures of complication and oddness. No one understands deer but deer themselves. It all comes down to the question that has been constantly asked about different furry creatures, "Is it food or friend?" this is one of those strange matters that may never find an answer. The only creature that has been determind by the dog council of awesomeness is the squirrel. That thing my friend, happens to be food.

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C. Dork Dog

Well...

Well, everyone likes a frog-legged ghost dog!

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C. Dork Dog

Things that are just wrong...

Hello Wonderful world!

Despite the the awesome things, some stuff is just plain wrong. I have a list (with photos) of the things I declare as wrong. (Frog brains would be included...but I couldn't find a picture of frog brains, sadly...)

My List of Suprememly WRONG items:

                  No Treats: this is just a violation of life. There should ALWAYS be treats.

                                     Squirrels: they are just...ewww! Squirrels are wrong.

                                           Empty food dishes: These. Are. Horrible.

            Minions: These things are just WEIRD! Seriously, it's a little yellow cheese-like thing that makes it so humans don't have to  do any work? That is basically what humans are FOR! Work and fun for dogs. So Minions go against that, therefore they are WRONG!

  Wet Days:  UGH UGH UGH! I hate wet days! If I want to go to the bathroom, I have to get SOAKED! Like, why is that? Because it is RAINING, POURING AND SOME OLD MAN IS SNORING! I don't even get that song...

Anyway, I am sure you agree completely with my wonderfully put together list of wrong stuff. See you later:)

This is what's happening woof now,

C. Dork Dog