Hello Again!
I am here to discuss the topic of small furry creatures. What exactly is a cat? Is it a smaller odd looking dog? Is a rat a little puppy? Or chew toy? Or dinner? What is a mouse? Are they all things that have stemmed from the great Dog? I am so confused. I have never met a cat before, so I have no idea what they are like. I have rats that live in my house, but my humans never let me get close enough to see if they are lunch or friends!! This needs to end! Maybe I could call some kind of meeting of furry creatures? The only problem with that, is that squirrels are furry, so they would come too! And I don't want them interrupting. Because I know what they are: chase worthy and tasty looking. Maybe I could put up a "NO SQUIRRELS!" sign? Or post guards at the entryway? Another problem with the meeting, we have no where to hold it. And I am not sure how all creatures would get there, since there humans wouldn't let them come. Another problem. Some dogs chase cats and some cats chase mice and rats! AAH! So many problems! Lets just forget it. I will just have to remain wondering.
This is what's happening woof now,
C. Dork Dog
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Welcome!
Hello and Welcome to my blog!
I'm Coltrane, the super awesome Dork Dog! I am here to give you all the doggy news of awesomeness! I am a Vizsla, which is a breed related to pointers. I am ginger colored and I have very soft ears! I am here to give my opinion on EVERYTHING! From bacon (which is awesome) to squirrels (which I REALLY want to chase.) Here are a few rules of my blog.
#1: My humans may not know of my posts. They might try to post too, and this is my blog for DOG business, not human. So no telling anyone! OK? Ok.
#2: I have a policy. No squirrels reading this blog. Because then they might know my evil plans of taking over their world. And then the plans wouldn't work, because they would be prepared. So NO SQUIRRELS!
#3: I am not just a dog. I am known to all as Coltrane the Epically Awesome Dork Dog! Address me as my title.
And those are the rules! If you are not a squirrel, you will address me by my title, and you won't tell my humans. You can read this blog! Come back soon!
This is what's happening woof now.
C. Dork Dog
I'm Coltrane, the super awesome Dork Dog! I am here to give you all the doggy news of awesomeness! I am a Vizsla, which is a breed related to pointers. I am ginger colored and I have very soft ears! I am here to give my opinion on EVERYTHING! From bacon (which is awesome) to squirrels (which I REALLY want to chase.) Here are a few rules of my blog.
#1: My humans may not know of my posts. They might try to post too, and this is my blog for DOG business, not human. So no telling anyone! OK? Ok.
#2: I have a policy. No squirrels reading this blog. Because then they might know my evil plans of taking over their world. And then the plans wouldn't work, because they would be prepared. So NO SQUIRRELS!
#3: I am not just a dog. I am known to all as Coltrane the Epically Awesome Dork Dog! Address me as my title.
And those are the rules! If you are not a squirrel, you will address me by my title, and you won't tell my humans. You can read this blog! Come back soon!
This is what's happening woof now.
C. Dork Dog
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